(Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?) I beli- I beli- I beli-, th- th- That's all folks ! — Porky Pig

My ten-best comedy films of the 2000's span the sub-genres of teen , romantic , crime , adventure , and thriller . ...subtle as a h...

My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say , you won't find tha...

...Hhhhhhh...hhhhhhh... — Muttley

I hate red thermometers. — Frosty the Snowman

Winter Solstice Haiku dank and dreary might rule this short day and long night but wednesday is festivus winter has beg...

To participate in Santacon/Santa Rampage (and yes it can be referred to either way, two groups the PDX Cacophony Society and Drunken Rampa...

Entering our current morning eating place (my dad and mine) my autonomous-system forced me to cringe when it registered that the front door ...

Spanning the sub-genres of monster , boogie man , vampire , slasher , and zombie —these are my ten-best horror films of the 2000's. (A...

Covering the techniques stop-motion , rotoscoping , traditional, and CGI —these are my ten-best animated films of the 2000's.  The fi...

                                                1. Begin in the proximity of the birth square.                                          ...

I gotta have a bird! I'm weak, but I don't care! I can't help it! After all, I am a pus- th y cat. — Sylvester the cat

I slowed my pace from march to stroll about a half-block from the Washington Square train stop because the status board read Blue Line to Hi...

Everybody was a baby once, Arthur.   Oh, sure—maybe not today or even yesterday—but once.   Babies, chum:  tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirror...

I'm a bit slightly amazed at the Chinese.  Not all 1.3+ Billion, just the one-too-many who wants to put their ad-porn-link in my commen...

In criminal investigation, sometimes you tackle the guy, sometimes you swing-and-miss, and—once-in-a-clue-loon—the guy takes a high dive (wh...

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me...

And now, here's something we hope you'll really like! — Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel

Do you recall how good The Dark Knight was...with Heath Ledger's Joker?  That level of rare disturbingly-wondrous performance is, thi...