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...what I'm thinking (only, their je ne sais quality, emphasis, and phrasing could never be improved upon) I embed it:    ...

          I am writing to you today because of the phone call you made to my employer last week.  According to my supervisor, you are adaman...

          This new information is not new.  But—if your brain does not already possess this possibly-useful knowledge—you'll immediately...

          For a brief half-minute he walked about 200 meters ahead.  When he turned, looked over his shoulder (saw me) and casually marched...

          Two pictures containing me in one week!  The first marking the endpoint in the goody bygone days of yore when I intentionally crop...

          Since all card-carrying members of the narcissistic personality disorder club refuse to carry membership cards almost as vehemen...

Five mile hike and we feel alright Both feeling hearty up on the mountain Take my kleen kanteen and sip it up Cecil O. Zonk jump along t...

          This speculative fiction novel combines the perfect blend of what-if from Groundhog Day quarter century , with the clean pacing...

          Please stop dumbing-down your [specific area of scientific expertise] to coloring book level.  I'm really sorry [name of co...

          Low tide.  About a half-mile from the beach access road—the closest people are more than 200 meters off—I swing a U-turn a bit too...

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          I have an unemployed friend.  Keeping a constant paycheck was a challenge for him even before the economy married the weather.  ...

          Last weekend I was a volunteer for CSTS at the Hollywood Theater .  It's run annually by the PDX Browncoats and all profits...

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          I used a radar to determine my current average golf club distances.  This is a first for me (and I enjoy tracking anything done f...

          I recall riding in cars in the 1970's with my step-dad behind the wheel.  In traffic, he would holler and gesture and '...

          I enjoy puzzles.  I get a wonderful micro-instant brain fizz when, after extensive trial and error (or in the case of this game—tr...

          The summer is half-gone.  The weather outside is delightful (with nary a day above 90 this year).  I'm not rubbing it in, I e...

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          Welcome to Pin-The-Tale on You .  Every mature person you will ever pass on the street has more-than-probably done things which co...

          This is not a film for the masses.  It doesn't matter that Pitt and Penn are in it.  It also doesn't matter that almost e...

          I rarely look at my blog's statistics.  My reason for writing these pages is more about the act of creating than who my audie...