Avoid salesman Mark Tower—everyone else is fantastic. The best measure of a business is how they handle mistakes and problems. Recap:  I...

          It's not you, it's me (George didn't coin the phrase, but I give him credit anyway).            For the last ten...

          Costumes.  People who dig themselves a nice comfortable rut and then walk that rut for the remainder of their days.  Committin...

I have mixed emotions.  Sorry and perturbed (to have been dealt this hand); combined with a bit of consternation (at feeling forced to—onc...

          Today, I was informed that my vehicle is being held in the port of LA/customs because it's a 2015 model.  According to the sal...

          I resigned from ERAC / EAN Holdings (the parent company of Enterprise, Alamo, and National car rental agencies) after ten weeks ...

          This is something I did, do, and will do again: re-read, re-post, and re-comment.  I wrote this four years ago.  It contains th...

          This is (but shouldn't be) still considered counting one's chickens.  But...loan approved; VIN number in hand (the first...

My smart car is on the ocean.  It is scheduled to dock in the port of Los Angeles on or about 16 May; add 10 days to get to Portland, and ...

(pen/ink)           I created and posted this five years ago at the same time of the year.  Today, I decided to drag this up from the ar...

     Mr Nobody , Jaco Van Dormael (2009) is a film I strongly, highly, emphatically recommend—to people with brains that work like mine. ...

          After my car arrives, what will be the first alteration?            The badges—forward of each side mirror—will be replaced. ...

            Around the same time that Y2K was a thing, I learned about a new word:  Aspergers.  I pronounced it with derision—two words...

          Yesterday a customer said, "You're in a union at Alamo car rental, so what's your opinion about them.  Are unions ...

          I've been informed that Friday, 4 April 2014, is the day my smart is scheduled to be built.           That's National...

                 Epilogue/postscript:  I really had no idea when I created/titled this digital rendering that it was the first Internatio...

          You, me, and everyone we know have been inundated by memes and are also, more than probably, guilty of adding to the deluge.  It ...

          I know many of my fellow countrymen are still slogging thru the wintry mix and need to still use scoop-like implements to move ...

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          After watching this, I remembered my 2006 story (written in 2008) about a similar hawk which almost landed on Pam's head.  I...

                                                   With slanted e or without...that is the question.