Khoda by Reza Dolatabadi
My my, what a thumping good read. Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh. — Stewie Griffin
solstice
Winter Solstice Haiku
dank and dreary might
rule this short day and long night
but wednesday is festivus
winter has begun
today earth has exactly
twenty-four months left
today earth has exactly
twenty-four months left
It's like rain...snow eave-en — Snagglepuss
Santacon - Santa Rampage
To participate in Santacon/Santa Rampage (and yes it can be referred to either way, two groups the PDX Cacophony Society and Drunken Rampage do this
Get a suit.
Learn where and when to meet (don't ask me how, the truth is out there).
Call all of the hundreds of Santas you interact with Santa.
The 4 fucks of Santacon:
1. Don't fuck with children.
2. Don't fuck with the cops. (You are dressed like me.)
3. Don't fuck with security. (They will call the cops.)
4. Don't fuck with Santa.
Never wash your Santa suit and repeat (next December).
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas...you know...the birth of Santa? — Bart Simpson
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