Gerund and Verbina [verb ending in ing, becoming a noun]

 
gerald thinking about gerunds

 
Gerund struggles finding sufficient kindling
Verbina kindles almost every stick she finds
 
I hate scavenging and camping says Gerund
I scavenge and camp for fun, boasts Verbina
 
Murdering and dismembering is outdoor fun!
Did ending-ing murder and dismember me?

Exercising his rights, Gerund remains mute
Verbina exercises a revenge plot—but it fails

Gerund tried hanging, poisoning and slicing
his wrists; succeeding, eventually, by falling
 
Verbina hung around a morgue, got sliced in
an autopsy and jumped into a cremation urn



 
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