I Have A . . .

  

        I have a pin badge.  But I don't wear it.

        I have a NEUROLOGICAL hidden disability.

        I have Asperger's.  Somewhat impairment.

        I have a PHILOSOPHICAL inexorability.

        I have asked persons.  Who care a whit.

        I have an EPISTEMOLOGICAL sensibility.

        I have a keen eye.  Nonplussed by yer shit.

        I have a CERTAIN DIABOLICAL proclivity.

        I have awareness.  Disparaging to hypocrites.   

        I have a TAUTOLOGICAL poetic versatility.

        I have a grim adage.  Hurts when I share it.

          

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