Sounds like you think the proposed Medicare For All is the best way.
  
              Weell—it's not the way that I'd
    completely re-tool the US health care system if I was king for a day,
    but it's a step in the right direction.  In my opinion, our for-profit
    system is immoral and everyone who works in it is required to behave
    unethically.
  
  
             
    Sounds socialist.
  
  
              Yees.  It
    is.  Maybe you don't know the term you're throwing around like an
    idiot.  Makes you sound stupid.  Are you?
  
  
             
    What?
  
            Arre yoou Duumb? 
  
             
    Sounds like you want to pick a fight.
  
  
              Yuup.  I'm
    pickin' a fight with an idiot who's never had an original thought. 
    Ever.  Who bows at the alter of FOX on a daily basis, who probably was
    grateful to be able to stop reading books after graduation, is proud of that
    ignorance, and who's willing to defend that ignorance, rather than learn
    anything, . . . with your fist.
  
  
              Soo, hit me—I won't hit you back. 
    Instead, I intend to just call the police.
  
  
              Theey'll come and arrest you for assault,
    and you'll begin a journey thru the US legal system.  All of which
    can be paid for by our government.  A court appointed attorney
    is paid a flat fee.  The judge, jailers, bailiff, all get a government
    salary; 'course your fines will go to the government—so it's not
    all paid by taxes.  
  
  
              Umm, you might choose
    to hire a lawyer who'll charge by the billable-hour.  He or she will
    find any-and-every imaginable reason to up their price, because—by hiring
    them—you've declared that money is paramount and you don't want a public
    attorney who chose to work, to help people.  If you're found guilty and
    go to jail—you'll still pay your lawyer anyway.  Refuse to pay the tens
    of thousands of dollars they'll charge and they then will sue you into
    bankruptcy.  One punch.  Risk losing your job, getting a felony record
    and a 550 credit score.
  
  
             
    Sounds like you are trying to make a point.  
  
  
              Annd.  What's that point I'm tryin'
    to make?
  
  
             
    Sounds to me that you think hospitals can be run like the legal
      system.  But that has never been a thing and would never work.
  
  
              Ahh bit of honest advice?  Me to
    you?  Not pickin' a fight—just sayin'—that, from now on, you should try
    twisting every statement you're plannin' on makin' into a question.  So
    your last idiotic statement would be changed into:  Are you sayin' the
    US health care system could be run like the legal system?  Has that
    ever been a thing that's worked?  Can you hear how my voice raises at
    the end of the sentences?  That upraising tone of voice doesn't make
    you sound like a fool making factless-statements, it makes you sound like
    you're interested in learning.  Get it?  
  
  
              Ohh, before you say
    anything, I'll answer those questions.  Yes.  That's what I'm
    sayin' and yes, that system currently works in hundreds of countries. 
    It also has worked and currently works on every US active duty
    military airbase, on every ship, on every post, in
    every Bureau of Indian Affairs hospital and clinic and in
    every Veterans Affairs hospital.  
  
  
             
    But that's just a ...shit... OK.  How would you switch over the tens
      of thousands of hospitals and clinics and pharmaceutical companies and
      drug stores and insurance companies and ambulance companies and hell — I don't even know how many hundreds of different companies currently
      make stuff designed to be SOLD for health care.  Are you saying all
      those jobs become government jobs?
  
  
              Noo.  Our legal system buys the
    products it needs.  The government buys uniforms and vehicles and
    bullets and handcuffs.  It buys land and hires construction engineers
    to build court houses and jails and prisons.
  
  
             
    Are you saying the government would buy all the hospitals or build new
      ones of their own?
  
  
              Weell — king for a day — I'd pass a law
    which made it illegal to profit from providing any service in
    any way related to health care.  I'd also make it illegal to profit
    from the criminal legal system, which would make private prisons illegal and
    the only lawyers able to work in the criminal courts would be government
    salaried professionals.
  
  
             
    Yea, but you didn't answer my question.
  
  
              Wiith my new law it would be impossible
    to profit from providing health care without going to prison, so every
    doctor running a private practice, every clinic, to every
    hospital-conglomerate would have three choices:  either they become a
    non-profit organization with set prices and salaries; or they donate their
    entire operation to the government who would take it over and run it like a
    VA hospital; or they could turn their hospital into a resort-spa-hotel for
    non-health care type services, which would not be banned: like elective
    surgeries, drug rehabilitation, autopsies, and the like.
  
  
             
    Abortions?
  
  
              Aahh.  I don't know.  Hadn't
    thought about that.  Off the top of my head, all birth control is
    immediately free because it's health care; but, since most people who
    terminate a pregnancy are doing so as an elective surgery, I think that'd,
    mostly, not be covered.  So you can add abortions to another service
    available at the resort-spa-hotel option.
  
  
             
    You said — see, I'm asking questions — the hospitals would be able to become non-profit and then they would
      post prices, but the government hospitals in the same town would be free,
      right?
  
            Riight.
  
             
    How would nonprofit hospitals or doctor's offices get any business? 
      Even with posted prices and set salaries they could never compete against
      free.  
  
  
              Buut, how do
    non-profit museums or zoos or civil rights organizations or medical clinics
    survive today?  There are tens of thousands of them.
  
  
             
    I don't know.  Donations?
  
  
              Yess, memberships and donations are a big
    part.  But, I suspect the most successful ones provide a unique service
    not available elsewhere.  A standard government VA hospital is going to
    triage, prioritize, schedule, and provide satisfactory health care
    for all.  Key word there was satisfactory.  Think
    DMV.  Think police station.  Think county jail.  Is the
    picture becoming clearer?
  
  
             
    Not a pretty picture.
  
  
              Noo.  I suspect that there are
    millions of wealthy people who'll be willing to pay an annual membership fee
    and then pay out of pocket for health care at a non-profit hospital in order
    to not stand in line and only receive the standard and satisfactory health
    care available to every person in the country.  Just like at
    Disneyland, money makes it possible to not wait in line.
  
  
             
    When you said out-of-pocket I remembered health insurance
      companies.  Are your new laws going to make them illegal?
  
  
              Absoolutely not.  No company would
    be banned or forced out of business or seized by the government.  The
    only thing that would happen is people or corporations who make any profit
    from providing any form of service related to health care would be guilty of
    the felony crime of intentional harm toward the greater populace, punishable
    by up to ten years in prison and a ten million dollar fine for each
    individual whom they profit from.  I suspect a limited amount of
    non-profit health insurance companies might be created, probably affiliated
    with the few non-profit hospitals, but most health insurance companies would
    decide to re-tool to become life-home-car insurance companies.
  
  
             
    And pharmaceutical companies?
  
  
              Soo, there are already a couple
    nonprofit drug companies out there, but they only make generic drugs. 
    My new law would make it illegal for any company to profit from creating a
    patient on a new drug, as well as selling patients they already own. 
    The federal government will set all drug prices, not the pharmaceutical
    companies, so if they wanted to stay in business, big-pharma
    would—obviously—have to become completely non-profit.  Or, they would
    have to separate and only work on research and production of non-health care
    medications.  They could still profit from 'elective drugs' like
    recreational drug production, penis pills, vitamins.
  
  
             
    I'm sensing a theme.  Your law would mostly change executive pay,
      bonuses and stocks.  Non-profit companies don't have stocks.
  
  
              Thaat's correct.  Not for profit
    agencies are focused on the best product for people or on people
    themselves.  At the end of a profitable year, nonprofit organizations
    invest all their profits in structural improvements, logistics, expansion,
    or saving for a future non-profitable year.  Think military—a commander
    doesn't get a bonus when the soldiers under their command successfully
    accomplish a mission.
  
  
              Wheen soldiers get paid bonuses or are
    promised more money for more efficient killing they are
    mercenaries.  Soldiers for hire.  Or, pirates.  Any
    job which is best filled by people with no moral code or who are not
    required to adhere to ethical behavior, should never be one related to
    providing constant and consistent health care to the entire population of a
    country regardless of income.  My law would force that to happen. 
    I would call it the Every Community Health Organization and the slogan would
    be:  Every ECHO is your ECHO where you're an ECHO member.
  
  
             
    Why?
  
  
              Eveentually asshats
    will say it or hear it enough to learn the difference between your
    and the abbreviated form of you are.  Don't ya think?  King for a
    day!