Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts

Gerund and Verbina [verb ending in ing, becoming a noun]

 
gerald thinking about gerunds

 
Gerund struggles finding sufficient kindling
Verbina kindles almost every stick she finds
 
I hate scavenging and camping says Gerund
I scavenge and camp for fun, boasts Verbina
 
Murdering and dismembering is outdoor fun!
Did ending-ing murder and dismember me?

Exercising his rights, Gerund remains mute
Verbina exercises a revenge plot—but it fails

Gerund tried hanging, poisoning and slicing
his wrists; succeeding, eventually, by falling
 
Verbina hung around a morgue, got sliced in
an autopsy and jumped into a cremation urn



 
more memes / poems:
 

 

Insight Into Creativity: Art Transliteration

       ⚠  Warning—this aesthetic philosophy deep-dive might be too inscrutably byzantine for you.

call-back to Under-Overwhelming essay
          Pretentiously vainglorious prefaces, titles, and abstruse words (like these) serve the same purpose as height-requirement signs at theme parks.

          To those who’ve chosen to jump off this cliff, heedless of the challenges, I commend you for your open-mindedness, willingness to try your brain at new concepts, and your marathon-level attention span (if you make it to the end).

          And to those comfortable within this ken: I thank you—up-front—for perusing the word-imagery fabrications of a philosopher-artist such as myself.  Please bear-with my liberal application of monsieur em-dash, madame hyphen, and cousin parenthesis.

hover for brief description �🔗 click for magnification or link

          Transliteration normally refers to slowly transcribing/translating—one character, word, symbol or hieroglyph at a time—one language into another.  Because art and poetry can seem like a foreign language, I’m going to crawl around inside my own gulliver and explain how I created both the two-dimensional artwork and poem titled: woad poem.  (Links are provided to add superfluous details or permit examining referenced artwork.  Did I mention this is a deep dive?) 

It Begins With a Mote of Detritus With Pearl-Potential:  Unsurprisingly, first ideas about a new creation can be born-out-of (borrowed from) works of others, or inspired by the artist’s earlier work.  When I saw this strong-contrast image of a nude—in December 2019 (while scrounging for creepy images for the collage AULDLANGSYNE's Mailbox)—I recognized it would be perfect for a future artwork and got out my butterfly net.

Architect’s Eye, Engineer’s Ingenuity and the Passion of a Serial-Killer:  When my time-to-create gland woke-up from a nap, I “found” about 50 similarly-stark images and began to experiment—slicing, smoothing, spinning, and fine-tuning.  After many days of failing to get even a tickle of that solving-the-puzzle feeling (I never became fully-absorbed) I stopped trying to hammer-tune this crap craft into something aesthetically pleasing to me.

Disappointing Creations Need Titles Too:  First I stared at it, then wondered about it, and—eventually—understood what failed to happen: I’d enjoyed the process of finding “just right” image slices, but received no spark during sculpt-construction.  I was enthralled by the building blocks but I disliked the structure.  So, I devised a jarring meta-title: imagine a suggestively-confusing title here.  (Meta because a title asking you to think of a title, is eating its own tale; and jarring because the adverb-adjective sticks in one’s word-smithery—it is not really the opposite of confusingly-suggestive which slides smoothly from eye to lizard-brain, but not-not the opposite either.)

A Realization-Reenactment (Focused on Aesthetics):  While doing the aforementioned disappointed-staring and title-devising, my attention kept returning to the left-side of the artwork.  What was drawing my eye?  Was I merely recognizing the first found-image pearl in that section?  Maybe a change in distance?  Thumbnail mode caused my interest to definitely be re-piqued, but, in close-up, the miasma of interlocking/overlapping shadows, edges, silhouettes, and flimsy fragments of fifty female photo-montaged forms forced my curiosity to flee (whew).  But, the leftmost portion—no matter if distant or full-screen—remained intriguing and its abstract-composites continued to tantalize.

A Literal Return to the Drawing Board:  With the leftmost portion as a focal-point, I restarted the cut-stitch-paste-gluing engine.  This lasted for a few daze.  After becoming deeply engrossed in the process, trimming and/or deleting about fifteen of the most detailed original images, changing the color pallet on at least ten, and totally redesigning the size and focus, the resulting artwork works.  For me.  And that’s all a creator can use to determine finish-quality.  It is appropriately asymmetrical, contains both blurred and crisp details, and the rest is mere suggestion, hint, and supposition.  Pleasing to the eye.  Maybe a smidgen-creepy, but that adds to the allure.

The More Difficult the Self-Challenges the Less Challenging the Self-Difficulties:  Sounds like an aphorism, but challenging myself is a successful way to keep creating.  My art keeps me learning.  I decided to craft a poem to accompany this artwork, incorporating a phrase I coined in a letter:
...The little things are the big things.  The big things might be able to take care of themselves, but ‘death by a million tiny cuts’—as metaphor—has an antithesis ‘bliss by a million tiny kisses’...
Critics Refer to This Next Part as a Pointless Tangent; I Prefer to Call it a Brief Aside:  I think it helps to think about a few claims made by Nietzsche in his 1872 work, The Birth of Tragedy from the Spirit of Music:
...the existence of mankind only appears to be justifiable when it is viewed as an aesthetic phenomenon...
...the highest form of artistic creation depends on some form of tension between opposing forces...
          Nietzsche's book is a dense, complexly-expansive, review of classical Greek dramatic theater and music.  Fourteen years later, in 1886, it was republished as The Birth of Tragedy, or: Hellenism and Pessimism with a second preface—written by Nietzsche himself—titled An Attempt at Self-Criticism.  (The first preface, in both, was written by the composer Richard Wagner . . . yes that Wagner, of antisemitism infamy.)

          I found this excerpt from his self-criticism poignant, not only because he describes yours-truly, but he appears to be describing (with sarcastic self-deprecation) his “target audience”:    
...artists with analytical tendencies with a capacity for retrospection (the type whom it’s always necessary to seek-out but with-whom one never wants to seek) who are also full of psychological innovations and artist’s-secrets...
The Nuts and Brain-Bolts Leading Up to My Two Dimensional Artwork waod poem:  My artwork descriptions, above, are definitely synopsis after-the-act.  I was not thinking about how my mind was working as it was creating.  (I understand some with less high-functioning autism are hampered by meta-meta thoughts-about-thoughts and—unfortunately—get bogged down, can't climb out of their own way, and suffer because of it.)  In looking back, I recall that my odd-intuitive-creative neurons (my only nod to NEFND in this essay) encouraged my imagination, which influenced me to begin with the strong-contrast nude I caught in my butterfly net, which—in-turn—eventually led me to craft the final “found image” collage-compilation from dozens of (fair-use-borrowed or copyright-stolen*) erotic images.

          I cropped the blackspace, mirror-flipped it, imagined the word poem reversed-upsidedown would approximate the word waod.  [Climbing deeper: Actually, my thoughts snag-focused on the ash diphthong in the word aesthetic and, subsequently, I zoomed in on the visual near-symmetricality of m-w and p-d...which came very near (rch-close) to a voila moment...and a title was born.]  Then I added the words, as title, at the mirror point and extended a small amount of white-grey to the left-edge's mirror point (literally a point) because I wanted to “break the rectangle rule” just a tiny bit.

The Bizarre Gears-and-Gristle-Soup Beneath the Circuitry of the Poem:  With this, I had a tall, thin, abstract image, which I could place vertically—adjacent to my as-yet-unwritten poem.  I also had a title.  And, I had the phrase: bliss by a billion tiny kisses.  That was all enough.  Because, by focusing on what I possessed, I discovered my theme.
 
          My life is not unlike many other people’s lives:  I have my share of missed opportunities and lost connections.  So, I would write a poem about tying together all the disconnected plot points.  Years ago, I wrote a short story about dénouement (where I only explained “what the characters were doing” in the final paragraphs).  So I began with:   

rarely are there anymore breathtaking dénouements in this place outside of

          This place? . .the world . . . the Internet . . . this blog . . .  or . . . 
 
          Intentionally ending in a dangling preposition (a broken grammar rule) causes the reader to assume the next line will complete the phrase (even though there is a large paragraph-break space between lines) and the brain is already filling in the gap: ...outside of Hollywood blockbusters? ...outside of novels?  ...outside of where!  And, I begin the next line without explaining.  The first line of the poem is an example of a hanging plot point, with a link to a relatively long story about dénouement (but one would need to know the definition to appreciate any of this).   Second line also ends in a preposition, but the phrase is completed in the third line.
 
yet as I crafted an important series of sentences for my son I stumbled on

bliss by a billion tiny kisses  (the antithesis of death’s trillion tiny cuts)

          Since I linked a word in the first line, I chose to do it again.  My second link was to the definition of idiom, which stumbled on and coin a phrase, are examples of.  My third line breaks the pattern (does not end in a word which normally begins a phrase) and, instead of linking to the definition of a word, links to the description of a ancient torture technique called Lingchi, which I point out is the opposite of my bliss by a billion tiny kisses.

          My forth line, however, does end in a preposition, and I continue the pattern by describing two more different types of cutting (the first medical the second figurative).
 
barely realized unless our split-brained attention is riven; focus forced into

          The fifth line continues the phrase begun at the end of the forth (with no links) but contains a line derived from my previous essay pertaining to underwhelming and overwhelming events: in that essay I posit that momentous events aid in the formation of long-term memories (which is also connected to this deep dive's first image).  More important to this poem, in this line, I begin with a statement and turn it into a question which suggests we all fail to take notice when we happen to do something for the first time in our lives (like thinking about how this poem was word-smithed).

novel-for-you non-momentous events; happening right now, or isn’t this a first for 
 
          I end the fifth line with a preposition but complete the phrase in the sixth line (which wasn't my only use of alliteration; another example: series of sentences for my son I stumbled) with a question about the composition of the poem itself.  I then begin another sentence which relies on the reader understanding the unwritten connection of what the pronoun it is referring to (which is: the poem itself):

encouragement and compliance of contemplation of this composition?   Today it’s

          In the seventh line I continue the sentence with the idea that when I posted the poem it would be at the top of my blog (metaphorically the capstone) which is a series of stories one-atop-the-previous (like a totem pole)—two different metaphors in one, referred to mixing metaphors, which is also a grammatical no-no.  And I provide a link to who was president when I began the blog in 2004:

s n a p p e r h e a d ’s totem pole capstone, which was begun in forty-three’s day

          The eighth line begins a new sentence, which jars the brain slightly, because line seven did not end in a period and this line did not begin with a capital letter (the intent is to force readers to engage level 2 thinking and read slower).
         
tomorrow waod poem’s intricate reflection collage silhouettes will be unburied 
 
          The ninth line proposes a distant-future presidency when people (myself, hopefully, included) will re-read this poem and wonder at the poet’s prescience (2028 or 2032).

while conducting future memory mining exercises during AOC’s presidency

          The tenth and eleventh lines, are thematically connected to previous ones (time-frames related to US presidential administrations), which might-be building toward a plot?  Maybe, possibly?  [Obviously this was written before-during Trump’s first impeachment, otherwise it would have been plural (impeachments).] 

which requires every one of us to live thru overwhelming/underwhelming

events during The Buffoon’s impeachment and then place their recall 
 
           The twelfth line alludes to the similarity between our human ability to recall memories and the Internet’s ability to recall items (like this poem) using keywords.  This line, again, ends in a preposition.

codes in squire where they may get dusty but never so unused as to 
 
          While the thirteenth line (and the fifteenth line) completes the prepositional phrase begun in the twelfth line (and the fourteenth line), the fourteenth line breaks that pattern by beginning with a preposition–both showing and telling the reader: one way to point out one’s awareness of man-made grammar rules is to intentionally bend them.  And, then, suggests a related idea: that morals are also man made.  

draw attention to bending the ground rules while recognizing they exist 
 
for the sole purpose of being broken morality may be completely inside of 
 
          After the dash in the middle of the fourteenth line, a statement begins (about where morality might be found), which then becomes the beginning of a question in the fifteenth line (about the woad poem artwork’s sexual imagery . . . considered immoral by puritans), there, the poem intentionally causes a mental hiccup.  The reader sees the question: would the artwork, but “hears” would the art work (as in: would the art succeed if it were less delicately prurient?)  My aim was to ask: would it accomplish the task of catching-and-holding the attention of viewers if my art was more blatant—and I provide a link to a NSFW example, for those who might be in need of what I mean by blatant.  Which is answered by the poet-artist-myself at the end of the sixteenth line. 

creative words generated by millions of imaginations but would this artwork if 
 
less delicately prurient or without its attention catch-hold — I suggest it would not 
 
          The seventeenth/final line is a call-back-bookend bringing the poem to a close by returning the POV back to first-person (begun in the second line).  It also intentionally causes another mental hiccup wherein the reader is "tricked" when assuming the end of the sixteenth line completed the rhetorical question (it posed to itself) and, then, realizing the answer has continued (into a different/unasked question).  And that answer explains that this poem, this art, is only important now to those who read it or look at it.  Which is my closing to say: thank you, to you, when you view.
 
          The art and the poem were—like every creation of all creators—immensely important to me, at-the-time, when I was creating them.  But, then my brain moved on.  To the next idea, the next instinct-driven concept, and it (my brain) uses the ideas that got stuck-plastered in place from the creating-sculpture-thoughts to inform my next thing.

be valued any less by me, its creator, who considers every view, by you, a tiny kiss

* Subject for another day’s essay.  “Most-people” are unable to be objective and always bring their personal agenda to a fair-use versus copyright debate.  I always try to give credit to creative people, even when all they do is screech “mine.mine.mine.”  (But I realize I do not have to pay my landlord with the proceeds of my creativity.)  I disdain people artists like Lars Ulrich and champion creatives like Aaron Swartz.  Which indicates where my personal agenda lies, and that I'm aware of my place in the phalanx of “most-people”.  
 
odder pins and flypaper ideas:
 

 

        GREYESCAPEXTRAIL

greyescapex



glint ⸱ tight diaphragm
squint bite tinker's damn
there's almost no escaping
 
  int shite good-goddamn
stint blight strife's a sham
⸱ where goest your agapē?
 
"skint" trite ⸱ faux victim
hint ⸱ spiteful dictum
⸱ ere prose an eyesore cliché
 
mince ⸱ fight ⸱ wham-n-scram
rinse ⸱ unite ⸱ worse plan
stare frozen-core aperture

 
slightly similar b&w art:
 
 
 

Flags of Hate

 


Hundred racist flags & vile banners waved proudly
That first Wednesday of the fortyfifth's last month
 
Hateful MAGAs built gallows n then prayed loudly
With thirst for foul-play, 'forthwith' incited Trump
 
Gatecrash, helm bash, Sicknick dead - sky cloudy
Baton burst bearspray election myth power drunk

'Patriot' riot whyn't coup badge of dishonor dowdy
Perverse as Q's savethechildren toxic waste dump

Impeach twice (2mil pardon-price?) '24 vowed he
US worst curse: fortyseventh President Heffalump



     hundred racist flags:  echoing 'hundred acre wood' from A.A. Milne's Winnie The Pooh.
     6 Jan 2021:  The first Wed of the 45th President of the US (Trump's) last month in office.
     MAGAs:  Make America Great Again's; a label for Trump supporters, based on his red hat.
     forthwith:  Immediately, together with; Trump claimed he would "walk with" the crowd to the US Capitol.
     Sicknick:  US Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick was murdered by the crowd on Jan 6th.
     election myth:  For months (with no evidence) Trump promoted the 'big lie' that the Nov 3rd election was fraudulent.
     power drunk:  Trump, his administration, followers, and the crowd who attacked the Capitol.
     patriot:  someone showing support for their country (prior to Jan 6th).  Now, a racist-inssurectionist label.
     riot whyn't coup:  echoing red white and blue; whyn't (dialectic why don't, from Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men). 
     badge of dishonor:  opposite of badge of honor (the label 'patriot' is now stained by association).
     dowdy:  unfashionable, out-dated.
     Q's savethechildren:  Q-Anon hijacked the legitimate century-old organization for nefarious deceitful purposes.
     Impeach twice:  Trump's second impeachment was caused by his orchestration of the Jan 6th events.
     2mil pardon price:  Trump's personal lawyer was reportedly selling/attempting to sell Trump pardons.
     '24 vowed he:  Unless Trump is found guilty by the US Senate, he has vowed a run for president in 2024.
     47th President:  If Trump is re-elected in 2024, he will become both the 45th and the 47th President.
     Heffalump:  A.A. Milne's Winnie The Pooh imaginary nightmare-elephants who cause chaos.


more on racists:
 

Level 1 and 2 Thinking (with Amanda Gorman)

           As summarized in Astrid Groenewegen's article on Kahneman's theory related to the human brain:  we have a fast and a slow button in our decision making process.  Fast (level 1) is our default mode.  Our brains do not want to expend the effort to slow down, focus, or pay attention (level 2).

          Want to see it at work?  *Of course you don't.*  Your brain's default mode has already begun to encourage you to not finish this essay!  It (you) scanned ahead and suggested (thought) 'this is waay too long' or 'those speed-bump words are tripping me up'.  Here's another trip wire for it . . .

          If your brain has previously, repetitively, relied on confirmation bias as one of its preferred modes of level 1 shortcut decision-making—and it's inside a body with lower-levels of melaninit may have noticed the image of a person with high-levels of melanin in her skin and is now bringing forward ...don't prefer to associate with those people... thoughts.  

          For the 14 people who've successfully skipped over the trip wires, Amanda Gorman read her poem The Hill We Climb at the US Presidential Inauguration of President Joseph Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.  Maybe your level 1 decision maker has begun to fabricate an escape hatch for you?  Did it say 'already watched it' - or - 'click-away and find the video clip'?  

          For the nine people who made it to this point:  you should be proud your level 2 is not locked behind a unused rusty-dusty barrier.  Congrats.

          When reading Ms Gorman's poem, focus-concentrate on her intentional word choices, her rhymes, the verbal imagery.  Keep in mind:  she was sixteen-years-old when the Black Lives Matter organization was formed; nineteen when Trump was elected; and even though this poem may contain clichés (belly of the beast), utilize jargon (shade), and strikes a few too-optimistic chimes (for my taste) it was fantastically written, includes references to the insurrection of January 6th, and was beautifully delivered from the steps of the US Capitolwhere hundreds of domestic terrorists attempted murder just two weeks before.  Her poem was the most memorable words spoken, or sung, by anyone that day.  Now, allow your level 2 thinking to understand the value of her words.

When day comes, we ask ourselves
Where can we find light in this never-ending shade?
The loss we carry.  A sea we must wade.
We’ve braved the belly of the beast.  We’ve learned that quiet isn’t always peace,
And the norms and notions of what “just” is,
Isn’t always justice. 

And yet, the dawn is ours before we knew it.  Somehow we do it.
Somehow we’ve weathered and witnessed a nation that isn’t broken,
But simply unfinished.
We, the successors of a country and a time,
Where a skinny Black girl descended from slaves
And raised by a single mother can dream of becoming president,
Only to find herself reciting for one.
And yes, we are far from polished, far from pristine, 
But that doesn’t mean:
We are striving to form a union that is perfect.

We are striving to forge our union with purpose.
To compose a country committed to all cultures, colors, characters, and conditions of man.
And so we lift our gazes not to what stands between us, but what stands before us.
We close the divide because we know, to put our future first, we must first put our differences aside.
We lay down our arms so we can reach out our arms to one another.
We seek harm to none and harmony for all.
Let the globe, if nothing else, say this is true:
That even as we grieved, we grew.
That even as we hurt, we hoped.
That even as we tired, we tried.
That we’ll forever be tied together, victorious.
Not because we will never again know defeat, but because we will never again sow division.

Scripture tells us to envision that everyone shall sit under their own vine and fig tree,
And no one shall make them afraid.
If we’re to live up to our own time, then victory won’t lie in the blade,
But in all the bridges we’ve made.
That is the promise to glade, the hill we climb, if only we dare.

It’s because being American is more than a pride we inherit.
It’s the past we step into and how we repair it.
We’ve seen a force that would shatter our nation rather than share it.
Would destroy our country if it meant delaying democracy.
This effort very nearly succeeded.
But while democracy can be periodically delayed,
it can never be permanently defeated.
In this truth, in this faith, we trust,
for while we have our eyes on the future, history has its eyes on us.
This is the era of just redemption.
We feared it at its inception.

We did not feel prepared to be the heirs of such a terrifying hour, 
But within it, we found the power to author a new chapter,
To offer hope and laughter to ourselves.
So while once we asked, ‘How could we possibly prevail over catastrophe?’
Now we assert, ‘How could catastrophe possibly prevail over us?’
 
We will not march back to what was, but move to what shall be:
A country that is bruised but whole,
Benevolent but bold,
Fierce and free.
 
We will not be turned around or interrupted by intimidation,
Because we know our inaction and inertia,
Will be the inheritance of the next generation.
Our blunders become their burdens.
 
But one thing is certain:
If we merge mercy with might,
And might with right,
Then love becomes our legacy,
And change, our children’s birthright.
 
So let us leave behind a country better than the one we were left.
With every breath from my bronze-pounded chest,
We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one.

We will rise from the golden hills of the west.
We will rise from the wind-swept north-east where our forefathers first realized revolution.
We will rise from the lake-rimmed cities of the mid-western states.
We will rise from the sun-baked south.
We will rebuild, reconcile, and recover.

In every known nook of our nation, in every corner called our country,
our people, diverse and beautiful, will emerge, battered and beautiful.
When day comes, we step out of the shade, aflame and unafraid.
The new dawn blooms as we free it.
For there is always light,
if only we’re brave enough to see it.
If only we’re brave enough to be it.

 more  s l o w  thinking:

 and how

de-construct a poem

serendipity due dah day unfolds in a beneficial way

 
          Does this phrase catchold due to an ancient echo from the zip-a-dee-doo-dah song?  As a result of the simple rhyme?  Maybe it's thanks to also being a seventeen-syllable haiku, or because—with nine wordsit plants a cheesily remembered definition of serendipitous events.
 
          For those following along in your lesson-book at home, please reexamine the above paragraph and answer these two questions from last week's homework:  How many portmanteaux did you notice?  Any malapropisms (and, if so, what were the words you expected)?  [My answer is in the comment section.]

          Serendipity is best understood by providing negative examples.  Like explaining that the lyrics of the song Ironic, by Alanis Morissette, contains absolutely no ironic phrases . . . is exactly where its irony exists (the song's chock-a-block with misfortunes, examples of poor planning, and whatever idiotic needle-in-a-haystack label fits for: looking for a knife in a spoon factory).  

          Luck does not have anything to do with serendipity.  And, serendipity is definitely not eventual success after an exacerbating period of failure.  Serendipity never occurs as a result of intuitive reasoning or struggle or guile or cunning.

          Sere is a Latin prefix found in words like serene, serenity, and serenade - calm, quiet, evening.
          End and Pity are the core words (which need no explanation).
         
          The primary element to a real serendipitous event is that it must never have been part of the plan, can not have been expected, and can not have been factored into the expectations of any of those who eventually benefited by its occurrence.
 
          When frail, Grampa Jang-n-the-beanstalk (with his cow) meandered along at the most opportune moment and saved my day (career) in a very miraculous way, that was serendipity (full story here).

          But, when we moved to Vermont last year "garage" was on my "desires list" so we looked at several apartments/houses with attached and unattached garages.  Eventually "affordable" bumped "garage" off the list (along with "fireplace" and "guest room") and then two months ago . . . after my neighbor lost her job and their garage became our garage (because we could afford the additional rent) her bad luck became our good luck.  Not serendipity.
 
          I just remembered a good example of irony from my past (just when you thought I was finished kicking that unread horse).  

           In the early 1990s, while stationed at Ft Benning, GA, as an agent with Army CID, I got a call to respond to a drive-by shooting with one injured victim.  This was a rare occurrence on military installations (and a first for me).  The crime scene was an outdoor picnic/fishing recreation area, where a large group of soldiers and their family members had been celebrating their return from deployment.  I talked to some witnesses, looked for empty bullet casings, and then went to the hospital to talk with the victim.
 
          He was in good spirits, had no idea who shot at the crowd (or why it was his bad luck to 'catch a round') and told me that the bullet must have been a dud because it only pierced his stomach muscle less than an inch deep.  He said, "I walked into the ER and the nurse asked how she could help me, so I said 'I just got shot in the stomach' and she looked down, laughed, and said, 'Very funny, what can I really do for you?' which was when I realized I was wearing this shirt."
 
          Then he opened his jacket and I saw he was wearing a t-shirt with: 'I Survived Operation Desert Storm' above a line of bleeding bullet holes.  And there was one small actual hole, near his belly button, with much more real blood below and around it.

          Irony.  Returning unscathed from the first Gulf War and getting shot in the stomach at the welcome home party while wearing this shirt (and not remembering the shirt until the admissions nurse laughed). 
 
 
more similar stories:
 
     
 

The first-annual "For-No-Real-Reason but the End-of-Yeason" Aperçu
      (which might not be repeated, so this title is slightly misleading)

          
          And now for something slightly different.

          Rather than passing over the obscure words (for autodidacts) or hyper-linking them (for the few link-trusters) or burying the definitions at the bottom in tiny print (for the increasingly rare scrollers who read to the end)—I'm leading with them:

          Yeason is a portmanteau of the words year and season (I made it up).
          Aperçu is a brief insight or sketch (French, pronounced Ah-per-sue).
          Autodidact means self-taught (Ben Franklin is a common example).
          Portmanteaux are distinctly new words (shart, blog, zonkey, email).
         
          This series of excerpts are some of my favorite wordcraftings.  A few are from the last twelve months, but many are from up-to three decades ago (posted in the last decade-and-a-half).  The reason I haven't done this before is because sharing fibers of belly button lint I found while navel-gazing makes me feel like a right-foolish-cunt.  Nevertheless, I compiled this autobiographical best-of listicle to commiserate* the last decade, year, autumn, and this holiday season.
 
          *Malapropisms are expected words (commemorate) intentionally replaced with a similar but humorous, albeit insightful, word.  [The word 'albeit' may be the oldest three-word portmanteau (from the 1300's)!]  
 
          To read full-articles, click associated thumbnail-pics (for completionists)—but that's not the actual point.  The essays/stories are somewhat long or maybe a bit boring or even kinda shite, while these shiny wordsmith gems are definitely worth the price of admission.

           Unending, selfish, unselfishness
is a description for Magpie Love ... Unending - forever lasting with no ability to wane.  Selfish - putting one’s own interests first.  Unselfishness - doing everything for another and putting one’s own interests last.  In Magpie Love ... [you'll] do anything to bring pleasure to the other, because doing so brings the pleasure-giver, more happiness than it delivers.

          Thereby, causing me to spend a few seconds imagining foolish candlelit goings-on betwixt some weed-eaters, tarps, and a backhoe.

           “The denouement of tomes I've borrowed or own.”  After pausing to absorb the phrase for a full-second, he said, “That’s a fantastic one." ... Theodore-call-me-Ted and I had played this game for several years—ever since we learned of a shared Drew Barrymore affinity.  Her best line in Donnie Darko was: This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language ... Cellar Door is the most beautiful.
 
          Miscommunication causes more problems than malice, hatred, zeal and greed combined.  Don't lump miscommunication in with errors and oversights.  Miscommunications are not mistakes just because the ... word ... began as: mistaken communication.
 
         
My Fight Club automobile-accident-experience ... now just electrical pulses across neurons (and, of course, computer software) ... was not an impetus for life reaffirmations or ... born-again-ziness.  I am especially glad nobody had reason to erect a ridiculous, lattice cross on the southbound median of Arizona Highway 17.  It is, however, one of those things that qualify as:  “If it doesn’t kill ya, it makes ya stronger.”
 

             That little ghost almost scared the piss out of me—I'll bet my going for his throat gave him a bit of a pause, though. 

 

 

           There was a pun, bandied about ... who's dumb as a rock, been a pig for eons, and behaves like a gore? ... the pun landed better with those who knew her prior-name had been Gore Behavre ... and were aware she, visually, could be of rock pigeon ancestry.  And—it certainly helps understand the pun better—to know that a gore is a chunk of land, which is on the outside of every local jurisdiction, created by a surveying error.

 
             Coffin windows are referred to, as such, because ... built as fire-escapes ... people climbing out of them would probably be coughin.  (I just made this one up.  If you use this to play six truths and a lie, this is the lie and all the others are real Vermont lore.)
 
“Whats your name?once finished talking, Ill buy some without balking.
Pausing its pecking, it hopped close and stared with such intensity and vigor
I forgot our conversation, and became lost in its feather-sheen and respiration.
 “My nation calls our own name . . . when we meet I say, hello Köal-Lor.” 
 “Hello Veach” I reply with a smile, “no need to remember names anymore;
With how many of my nation have you shared your lore?
 
 STUPID-CALLOUS FASCISTIC PSYCHO FECKLESS LYING POTUS
Mary Poppins' Super-Calla-Fragi... song,
POTUS = President Of The United States
 
 
          During these Trying Times of The Twenties (TToTT®) although technology makes instant communication simple, our circles of trust have shrunk. ... Now, of course, you have viewers, followers, and 'facebook friends'.  Those screen-names might fit into our circles of associates, but more-than-likely they are a fourth circle:  strangers hoping you Egostroke, Entertain, or Educate for Free (EEE 4 Free®).
  
           “Why hero always eat at Asian restaurant?” ... I replied with, “I don’t know...why?” ... “I dunno either. But Bladerunner, he eat Asian.  Fifth element guy...Bruce Willis: Asian.  ... I smiled. “Well, the guy from Dark City: he ate at an automat.”  “Ahh” He waived the idea away, walking toward his kitchen, “Noir don’t count. Noir always gotta eat at a diner.”